An abomination of bad jokes, reblogs,and sometimes art.
|tourist:||could you give us directions to Olive Garden?|
|new yorker:||no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol|
|tourist:||oh you think you're clever???|
|tourist:||i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness|
|new yorker:||oh... oh i'm so sor|
|tourist:||no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself|
|the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole|
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!